Alice&Killian | A Codfish & A Weed.
will-you-wont-you-join-the-dance:
♠ ♠ - “I think you have yourself mistaken with a real man. You are a child - a dirty old pirate child. And your smell is nothing but revolting.”
“I can only imagine why, you insolent little twat!”

“There are many women that’d contest that opinion, darling.”