Alice&Killian | A Codfish & A Weed.
♠ ♠ - "Yes, you do! You have that dirty old pirate smell-like you’ve been on the sea without a decent bath in years and you’ve doused yourself in rum as an attempt to block out the previous smell."
“I do not! That is the smell of a man, darling, I’m not surprised you’re unfamiliar with it considering your company.”
“And you, are a spiteful little woman”